victory over triangles

I just realized something very important.

When I read Twilight, I was sick. One of my old buddies let me borrow her copy on a bus ride to a museum, and I wasn’t feeling well. Nasty cold. Of course, I had also/was/was about to take some cold medicine.

MAYBE THE WHOLE REASON I READ THAT THING WAS BECAUSE I WAS ON COLD MEDS AND ADVIL AND WAS SICK AND ATE ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM ANYWAY.

It all makes sense.

But, I have to hand it to Mrs. Meier. She has created such a powerful drug that you can find anywhere and is completely free and can be used over and over again.

(Yes, to my everlasting shame, I read Twilight. And I used to own a copy of New Moon, but I gave that to my mother for Christmas, so I don’t have that anymore, do I?)